WELCOME FELLOW BROTHERS AND SISTERS
Fondest greetings to you all, welcome to the house of Glover. Also known as the "House of Worship for the religion of Gloverism." Just recently this holiness was created by the faithful leader only known to us as "The Hellion Bible" we shall worship he/she just as we are to worship Crispin Hellion Glover. "The Hellion Bible" is Crispin's first follower just like Jesus is to God. In order to join this religon you must follow the rules of Gloverism. We do not go to sunday worship or make you do rediculous acts of religon. The brother's and Sisters of Gloverism only believe in one thing and one thing only "Love Crispin Hellion Glover." by loving him and worshiping this beautiful man you will be in his debt for all eternity. Us the followers of Gloverism do not believe in hell if you worship Crispin Hellion Glover you will get into heaven no matter what. Feel free to convert to this religion by contacting me Hollywoodfilmdirector. I am not a sinner but just a worshiper of Crispin Hellion Glover who works beside "The Hellion Bible" for he/she is thy leader.
