CONFESS AND CLEAN THY SINS
Greeting once more and welcom to the confession box of Gloverism. Here is where you may confess to Myself "Hollywoodfilmdirector" the administrator all of your Gloverism sins. You may confess a time that you have met him or confess a commandment that you have broken. Anything that is on your mind you may confess and clear your mind. Please send in your thoughts....
WE HAVE OURSELVES SOME CONFESSIONS AND LET THY BE FORGIVEN
I must confess: I did not watch a Crispin movie yesterday, I do not have a
Crispin book to read, and I have not prayed to the Glover God in several days.
TO CLENSE THY SELF OF SUCH SINS YOU MUST WATCH TWO OF CRISPIN'S MOVIES IN ONE DAY AND READ ATLEAST ONE ARTICLE ON THE WEB ABOUT HIM. IF YOU WISH TO HAVE ONE OF HIS BOOKS YOU MAY GO TO CRISPIN'S HOMEPAGE AND BUY ONE AUTOGRAPHED FOR $25.00. ONCE YOU HAVE DONE THESE TASKS YOU SHALL BE FORGIVEN.
I must confess: I watched The Dark Knight. Yes, the film Crispen was
rejected from playing the awesome part of The Joker, and thus... TDK was smited
in an eternal darkness from which Heath Ledger himself died, a Technician died,
Morgan Freeman ended up in a car accident and a kid got decapitated on the TDK
ride. I fear after watching this vile movie which our heavenly father Bruce Glover
warned about I shall face a similair fate? :( Please forgive me, oh kind
This isnt your fault....It is becuase the directors of DK rejected what the Father Glover had warned. Pray to the glover God each day and watch 3 of Crispin's movies to forgive and cleanse thy sins.....y
Slevil Slevington Bruce Wayne
must confess: I was in the middle of my Back to the future marathon
movie ritual in worship of our great father Crispin and I SKIPPED the scene
where he is laughing.
Yes, -skipped- ... not even refusing to put the laugh of enlightenment on
loop.... I went down as deep as you can tread.
I also FORGOT a line of The Hellion Bible and was mocked by fellow gloverists
for it. And I haven't spammed IMDB with a Glovernator: Time to Kick David
Lettermans Ass video game exclusive to my Crispin Glover covered Xbox 360. How
can I possibly be forgiven now, father?
In order to be forgiven you must go back to the part where Mc Fly is laughing and watch that until you think you have watched our god enough for the punishment to lifted. Also you must make the Letterman game b/c that is celebrating our god! After you have done these tasks you shall be forgiven.